Go make a friend with a rival at the office today. Instead of focusing on your differences (different positions, roles, locations), focus on what you have in common (similarly colored uniforms, penchant for hitting things thrown at you).
Even if it doesn't blossom into a forever friendship…
take solace in the fact that you're better at everything than them.
And never smile with them in photos. Shows weakness.
This card is from a baseball card magazine. I think it might've even been called Baseball Card Magazine. Could be wrong. It's in a binder in the garage.